Viva Las Vegas! It’s CES Friday

I’m off today to check out CES in Las Vegas. I’ll be checking on the latest goodies from Google, Microsoft, Skype, and related hardware gizmos and gadgets. Be ready for a full report this weekend.

Until then, here’s a little tiny bit of humor to lighten your Friday…

There is a big question in the computer world if computers should be referred to as male or female. Two groups were formed to make a determination. One group was all male and another was all female.

The group of women determined that computers are definitely male because:

1. In order to get their attention you have to turn them on.
2. They have lots of data, but are still clueless.
3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half of the time they are the problem.
4. As soon as you commit to one, you realized that if you’d only waited a little bit longer you could have had a better model.

The group of men determined that computers must be female:

1. No one but their Creator understands their internal logic.
2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
3. Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for instant retrieval at the wrong time.
4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.

I did warn you it was a little humor.